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Written by wackyd
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Saturday, 16 June 2007 |
Saw a bumper sticker last week : "Proud and Blonde of it"
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark,
professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
A day without sunshine is like night.
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to
keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs
you make."
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a committee.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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